1 00:00:03,517 --> 00:00:06,275 - You know the most beautiful thing about Black folks' ears? 2 00:00:06,344 --> 00:00:09,068 We are immune to bullshit, 3 00:00:09,137 --> 00:00:12,172 whether it's trauma, eviction notice, 4 00:00:12,241 --> 00:00:15,413 or the skid marks in between our thighs. 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,103 Wait a minute. Is that just me? 6 00:00:19,172 --> 00:00:21,551 Fuck y'all. 7 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:24,275 All I'm saying is when you surround yourself with love, 8 00:00:24,344 --> 00:00:26,931 you can overcome all kinds of darkness. 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,620 For example, our ancestors came over here on a boat, 10 00:00:30,689 --> 00:00:35,655 yet Tom John still got niggas pawning on a cruise. 11 00:00:35,724 --> 00:00:37,724 You have the power to get through anything 12 00:00:37,793 --> 00:00:39,275 if you use your brain. 13 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:41,068 I gave birth to four kids, 14 00:00:41,137 --> 00:00:43,379 but I only felt the pain from one. 15 00:00:43,448 --> 00:00:45,689 You know why? 'Cause I use my brain. 16 00:00:45,758 --> 00:00:49,275 It told me to get a God damn epidural. 17 00:00:53,827 --> 00:00:55,310 - Daddy said, wash the dishes. 18 00:00:58,965 --> 00:01:00,379 - Yeah, I can talk. 19 00:01:00,448 --> 00:01:02,448 Ooh, I know you heard that. 20 00:01:02,517 --> 00:01:05,931 Quisha finally met her new boo's family. 21 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,310 Yeah, she said the mama was cool 22 00:01:07,379 --> 00:01:08,551 and the daddy was cool too. 23 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:11,482 It's their wife she had the problem with. 24 00:01:11,551 --> 00:01:13,689 Yes, girl. That's what I said. 25 00:01:13,758 --> 00:01:16,793 I said, "Baby, she is better than me." 26 00:01:19,103 --> 00:01:20,896 Girl, let me call you back. 27 00:01:20,965 --> 00:01:23,758 Somebody in here acting like I'm disturbing them. 28 00:01:25,896 --> 00:01:27,310 You happy? 29 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,103 What you studying anyway? 30 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,689 - It's for my debate. 31 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:33,379 The topic is jury nullification. 32 00:01:33,448 --> 00:01:35,896 - Is this where I pretend to know what that is? 33 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:39,896 - Well, it's when a jury returns a non-guilty verdict 34 00:01:39,965 --> 00:01:41,068 even though the jury believes 35 00:01:41,137 --> 00:01:43,137 the defendant has broken the law. 36 00:01:44,793 --> 00:01:48,172 Okay, so, you remember the movie "Friday"? 37 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:51,413 Well, remember when Big Worm went to kill Smokey over $40? 38 00:01:51,482 --> 00:01:55,034 - Hell yeah. Big Worm was sexy! 39 00:01:55,103 --> 00:01:56,862 I used to love a brotha with a perm. 40 00:01:56,931 --> 00:01:59,482 - Well, in this case, the judge will be Big Worm, 41 00:01:59,551 --> 00:02:01,275 the jury will be the neighborhood, 42 00:02:01,344 --> 00:02:02,827 and they would tell Big Worm 43 00:02:02,896 --> 00:02:04,896 that even though Smokey is guilty, he shouldn't kill him 44 00:02:04,965 --> 00:02:07,000 because the crime doesn't match the punishment. 45 00:02:07,068 --> 00:02:08,793 - Okay, well, that sounds good. 46 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,241 - Not always. 47 00:02:10,310 --> 00:02:13,482 I mean, especially for people like us. 48 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:15,379 That's why all these guilty people are getting off 49 00:02:15,448 --> 00:02:18,000 for killing unarmed Black folks. 50 00:02:18,068 --> 00:02:20,448 - Wow. I get it now. 51 00:02:20,517 --> 00:02:22,000 - You get jury nullification? 52 00:02:22,068 --> 00:02:24,517 - No, I get why your ass ain't got no boyfriend. 53 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:27,551 - Well, what was your excuse? 54 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:28,793 - Girl, I will beat you 55 00:02:28,862 --> 00:02:30,344 just for looking me ass up in this kitchen. 56 00:02:30,413 --> 00:02:32,000 - Okay. All right. 57 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:34,310 Going, going, going. - Gone. 58 00:02:34,379 --> 00:02:36,413 - [coughing] 59 00:02:36,482 --> 00:02:38,482 - Shouldn't you be in the basement while you're sick? 60 00:02:38,551 --> 00:02:41,517 - Nah, it's colder than penguin piss down there. 61 00:02:41,586 --> 00:02:44,344 Besides, Junebug's playing a qualifying round for me 62 00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:47,275 and I got to help him or I ain't gon' get paid. 63 00:02:47,344 --> 00:02:50,482 - You mean "we" ain't gon' get paid. 64 00:02:50,551 --> 00:02:52,413 - Damn it. Why they all juke today? 65 00:02:52,482 --> 00:02:55,241 Y'all see my cell phone? 66 00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:57,241 - It's right there. - Where? 67 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,413 - In your hand, Ma. 68 00:02:59,482 --> 00:03:01,344 - Don't talk to me like that. 69 00:03:01,413 --> 00:03:04,551 Oh, disrespect fast, boy. 70 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:06,275 Plus, y'all need to get this house cleaned up 71 00:03:06,344 --> 00:03:08,689 before y'all daddy get here. [wind whistling] 72 00:03:08,758 --> 00:03:11,068 - Damn, that wind been screaming all day. 73 00:03:11,137 --> 00:03:14,379 - It reminds of me when our cousin, Marcus, got locked up. 74 00:03:14,448 --> 00:03:16,827 - Why was it windy when he got locked up? 75 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:18,241 - Well, it was a sad day 76 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:20,344 and everybody said that cousin Marcus 77 00:03:20,413 --> 00:03:23,310 made the wind blow to dry everybody's tears up. 78 00:03:23,379 --> 00:03:25,103 - Who's cousin Marcus again? 79 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,517 - He's our cousin on Grandma's side. 80 00:03:27,586 --> 00:03:29,931 - Mm-mm. I think he's on Daddy's side. 81 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,206 - He's on both. 82 00:03:31,275 --> 00:03:34,034 - This family is nasty. 83 00:03:34,103 --> 00:03:36,758 - And he used to walk around with these trash bags with him. 84 00:03:36,827 --> 00:03:39,000 He would just pop out out of the blue and say-- 85 00:03:39,068 --> 00:03:41,551 - Look who the wind done blew the fuck here, Cousin! 86 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,344 - ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪ 87 00:03:47,413 --> 00:03:49,931 ♪ It's the "Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 88 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,862 - We were just talking about your Black ass. 89 00:03:52,931 --> 00:03:54,482 How'd you get the playing field? 90 00:03:54,551 --> 00:03:56,482 - Hey, I go where the wind takes me. 91 00:03:56,551 --> 00:04:00,344 - Well, didn't that same wind blow your ass to prison? 92 00:04:00,413 --> 00:04:02,655 - Prison is a state of mind. 93 00:04:02,724 --> 00:04:04,586 - Well, were you released from that state of mind, 94 00:04:04,655 --> 00:04:07,206 or did you escape from that state of mind? 95 00:04:07,275 --> 00:04:09,206 - Specifics are irrelevant, Patricia. 96 00:04:09,275 --> 00:04:11,586 - Man, get your little skinny, ugly ass over here 97 00:04:11,655 --> 00:04:13,689 with that cheap ass suit on. - How you doing? 98 00:04:13,758 --> 00:04:15,448 - Come on in here. - What do you mean cheap suit? 99 00:04:15,517 --> 00:04:17,034 This is a Steve Harvey special right here. 100 00:04:21,482 --> 00:04:23,034 You must be Brandon. 101 00:04:23,103 --> 00:04:26,034 His body done finally grew big as his big ass head. 102 00:04:26,103 --> 00:04:27,758 [both laugh] 103 00:04:27,827 --> 00:04:29,620 - Now, if we could just get his mind to match, 104 00:04:29,689 --> 00:04:30,862 we'll be on to something. 105 00:04:30,931 --> 00:04:33,275 - I like that humor, Denise. - Yeah. 106 00:04:33,344 --> 00:04:35,655 - Last time I saw you, you had a crack pipe in your mouth. 107 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:39,517 - You must be Janelle. 108 00:04:39,586 --> 00:04:41,344 The Black power princess. 109 00:04:41,413 --> 00:04:43,241 Mm-mm-mm. 110 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:44,793 Wakanda forever. 111 00:04:44,862 --> 00:04:46,413 [chuckles] 112 00:04:46,482 --> 00:04:48,068 Cockroach? 113 00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:50,931 Cricket? Ladybug? 114 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,137 - It's Junebug. 115 00:04:52,206 --> 00:04:54,000 - Well, it's still an insect, ain't it? 116 00:04:54,068 --> 00:04:56,931 - We've never met. How do you know us? 117 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,034 - We are all born in the mind of our guides. 118 00:05:00,103 --> 00:05:03,413 Our quest is not what we learn. It's what we remember. 119 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:07,241 - Well, niggah, do you remember them $20 you still owe me? 120 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:09,172 - You owe yourself some peace, okay? 121 00:05:09,241 --> 00:05:11,068 I used that $20 for this suit. 122 00:05:14,931 --> 00:05:16,448 Now, where's the man of the house? 123 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:17,689 Did you run him off? 124 00:05:17,758 --> 00:05:19,896 - No. But I ran his ass crazy. 125 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:22,724 He's at therapy, down there running his big ass mouth. 126 00:05:27,655 --> 00:05:29,172 - Mr. Carson. - Mm-hmm? 127 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:31,862 - You do understand this session costs the same, 128 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,344 whether or not you choose to speak? 129 00:05:33,413 --> 00:05:34,827 - Yeah? 130 00:05:34,896 --> 00:05:37,827 Oh, well, overall, everything is good, Dr. Blake. 131 00:05:39,758 --> 00:05:41,310 - It also costs the same, 132 00:05:41,379 --> 00:05:43,379 whether or not you tell the truth. 133 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:48,206 And you can call me Cheryl. 134 00:05:48,275 --> 00:05:50,206 What brings you in? 135 00:05:50,275 --> 00:05:53,034 - My daughter felt like I needed to talk to somebody. 136 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,551 - Oh. So, let's talk. 137 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,413 - Okay. I'm frustrated as hell. 138 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:01,206 [sighs] Work, life, my family. 139 00:06:01,275 --> 00:06:04,034 I'm trying, but it don't seem like they wanna see it. 140 00:06:04,103 --> 00:06:06,172 All I hear is, "Can I have this?" 141 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,620 or, "We wanna buy that," or my personal favorite, 142 00:06:08,689 --> 00:06:10,310 "I ain't know that was yours." "Yes, you did." 143 00:06:10,379 --> 00:06:12,275 "No, I didn't." "Yes, you did!" 144 00:06:12,344 --> 00:06:14,068 I wanna say something, 145 00:06:14,137 --> 00:06:16,137 but who gonna listen to a man who ain't working, huh? 146 00:06:16,206 --> 00:06:18,206 - Do you share these feelings with your wife? 147 00:06:18,275 --> 00:06:20,689 - [chuckles dryly] 148 00:06:20,758 --> 00:06:23,310 - What's funny? You and your wife don't share? 149 00:06:23,379 --> 00:06:25,758 - [scoffs] Yeah, we share. - Oh. 150 00:06:25,827 --> 00:06:29,310 - Her wants, her needs, and my money. 151 00:06:29,379 --> 00:06:32,620 - Oh. Okay. 152 00:06:32,689 --> 00:06:34,172 Do you know why flight attendants 153 00:06:34,241 --> 00:06:35,655 tell their adult passengers 154 00:06:35,724 --> 00:06:37,931 to put on their own mask before they help their child? 155 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,137 - Because you can always have more kids? 156 00:06:41,965 --> 00:06:44,551 - Because we have to make sure we are okay 157 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,517 before we can help others. 158 00:06:46,586 --> 00:06:49,103 How's Terry going to take care of his family 159 00:06:49,172 --> 00:06:51,551 if he isn't taking care of himself? 160 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,137 You need to unplug. 161 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:57,068 What usually activates these triggers? 162 00:06:57,137 --> 00:06:58,448 - Let me see. 163 00:06:58,517 --> 00:07:00,448 My spoiled kids. - Mm-hmm. 164 00:07:00,517 --> 00:07:02,896 - My trifling sister-in-law. 165 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,379 - So, you haven't told any of this to your wife? 166 00:07:05,448 --> 00:07:09,517 - No. She expects me to get past her wig to read her mind. 167 00:07:09,586 --> 00:07:11,517 Hell, it's easy to read my mind. 168 00:07:11,586 --> 00:07:14,000 I'm bald. 169 00:07:14,068 --> 00:07:16,517 - Well, I suggest you just say it. 170 00:07:16,586 --> 00:07:18,482 And you need to relax. 171 00:07:18,551 --> 00:07:20,275 What calms you? 172 00:07:20,344 --> 00:07:23,655 - When Black families win "Cupcake Wars." 173 00:07:23,724 --> 00:07:25,862 - Aren't you tired of that same, old episode? 174 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:29,172 Seriously? 175 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:32,620 - Well, when I was little, whenever my parents fought, 176 00:07:32,689 --> 00:07:35,103 my mama would sing "Amazing Grace" 177 00:07:35,172 --> 00:07:39,172 to keep from putting poison in my daddy's liquor. 178 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:42,068 - Well, take a deep breath. 179 00:07:42,137 --> 00:07:43,862 - [inhales deeply] 180 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:47,517 And sing "Amazing Grace" until you relax. 181 00:07:47,586 --> 00:07:48,758 - That's it? 182 00:07:48,827 --> 00:07:51,275 I gave you money for a Negro spiritual? 183 00:07:51,344 --> 00:07:52,862 - It's a process, Terry. 184 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,275 - Yeah. 185 00:07:54,344 --> 00:07:58,068 - And you can schedule your next session online. 186 00:07:58,137 --> 00:08:00,724 The payment as well. 187 00:08:00,793 --> 00:08:05,310 - ♪ Amazing ♪ 188 00:08:05,379 --> 00:08:07,137 ♪ Grace ♪ 189 00:08:07,206 --> 00:08:08,965 - He's right behind you. 190 00:08:09,034 --> 00:08:10,482 [coughing] Come on, man. Duck. 191 00:08:10,551 --> 00:08:11,655 - Oh! 192 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:13,655 Phew! He missed. 193 00:08:13,724 --> 00:08:15,068 - Can y'all keep it down? 194 00:08:15,137 --> 00:08:17,103 - Can you study someplace else? 195 00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:22,137 - What in the hell? 196 00:08:22,206 --> 00:08:25,586 Hey y'all. Why it so danggone messy up in here? 197 00:08:25,655 --> 00:08:27,344 All right. Like y'all can't hear. 198 00:08:27,413 --> 00:08:30,103 - Oh! Come on, Dad. Man, we were just about to win. 199 00:08:30,172 --> 00:08:32,931 - Everybody in here now! Denise, you too. 200 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,655 I got something I need to say. Come on. 201 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,724 - Get 'em, Terry. I told their asses. 202 00:08:37,793 --> 00:08:39,862 - What I do? 203 00:08:39,931 --> 00:08:42,724 - Nothing. That's the problem. 204 00:08:42,793 --> 00:08:47,310 Everyone needs to start pulling their own weight around here. 205 00:08:47,379 --> 00:08:49,620 - "Pull"? Do you see these? 206 00:08:49,689 --> 00:08:53,172 I wish the hell I would pull something. 207 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,758 - That's all you got? No threats, no punishment, 208 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,034 no killing one of these kids as a damn example? 209 00:08:58,103 --> 00:09:00,103 - My therapist encouraged me to remain calm 210 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:02,965 when I am confronting my triggers. 211 00:09:03,034 --> 00:09:04,793 - We Black. We always triggered. 212 00:09:04,862 --> 00:09:07,724 You pay somebody to tell you that shit? 213 00:09:07,793 --> 00:09:09,965 - My therapist also suggested 214 00:09:10,034 --> 00:09:13,275 that we make our kids more responsible. 215 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:14,413 - Terry! 216 00:09:14,482 --> 00:09:16,896 What it do, man? 217 00:09:16,965 --> 00:09:18,172 - Who the hell are you? 218 00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:20,103 - Cousin Marcus. 219 00:09:20,172 --> 00:09:23,689 Uh, cousin Marcus? Freaknik, '91? 220 00:09:23,758 --> 00:09:25,448 Come on. Cabbage patch? 221 00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:26,758 Snake? The wop? 222 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,655 ♪ Set it up on the ♪ 223 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:32,310 Oh, my bad. 224 00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:34,482 Wrong side of the family. 225 00:09:34,551 --> 00:09:37,931 That's Terry, the man with integrity and character. 226 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,551 - [chuckles] Yeah, that's me, man. 227 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,448 Thanks, man. [both laugh] 228 00:09:42,517 --> 00:09:44,275 He could tell I got character. 229 00:09:44,344 --> 00:09:47,241 - See that? See, cousin Marcus knows everything. 230 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,551 And I know that something in here is eschewed. 231 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:50,689 - Oh. God bless you. 232 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,000 - Thank you, Crackeline. 233 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:58,344 My cousin, Pat, ain't never been this nasty. 234 00:09:58,413 --> 00:10:00,965 Y'all's mom had the only trap house in the hood 235 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,931 that had a four-star rating, I'm telling you. 236 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,931 - Five star, nigga. Get it right. 237 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,551 - Not something to brag about. 238 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:09,275 - I was literally just telling the kids about that. 239 00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:13,000 We're trying to empower them to make better choices. 240 00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:15,517 - What kind of Dr. Phil bullshit is that? 241 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:17,448 The only thing that needs to be empowered in here 242 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,965 is a broom, okay? 243 00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:22,034 Let's hop on it, Grasshopper. 244 00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:25,827 - Junebug. - Well, then crawl on it. 245 00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:27,620 - And Janelle have school work. 246 00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:29,379 - Oh, she got school work? - Mm-hmm. 247 00:10:29,448 --> 00:10:31,310 - Two and two is four, okay? 248 00:10:31,379 --> 00:10:33,275 Hit the floor. 249 00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:35,000 Let's go. 250 00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:37,931 - I can't find the broom. 251 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,758 - Oh, you mean this one? 252 00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:43,241 [whimsical sting] 253 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,586 - How'd you do that? 254 00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:46,034 - Get to work and I might show you. 255 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,482 - For real? - Deadass. 256 00:10:47,551 --> 00:10:50,551 But if you don't get going, your ass gon' be dead. 257 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,344 Let's hit it. 258 00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:53,689 - So how long you staying? 259 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:55,344 - I guess as long as it takes. 260 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,310 - Don't mind him. You can stay as long as you like. 261 00:10:57,379 --> 00:10:59,655 You family. Look how big this damn house is. 262 00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:01,344 - You see how many people are already in it? 263 00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:02,931 - You know what, I--I--I don't wanna rain 264 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,034 on y'all's sunshine in here. 265 00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:07,586 If this ain't cool, I can-- I can just go ahead. 266 00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:10,103 I mean, right, Terry? 267 00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:13,655 - I--I--I'll go upstairs, and, um, 268 00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:15,896 get some more blankets from upstairs. 269 00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:20,068 ♪ Amazing ♪ 270 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:22,620 ♪ ♪ 271 00:11:22,689 --> 00:11:24,172 ♪ Grace ♪ 272 00:11:24,241 --> 00:11:27,000 - Whoo! You know he can get a check for that, right? 273 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:32,275 - This is the first time I see that boy be useful. 274 00:11:32,344 --> 00:11:33,413 It makes me nervous. 275 00:11:33,482 --> 00:11:35,000 - [coughing] - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 276 00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:38,068 Hey. Hey, boy. You still got that shit. 277 00:11:38,137 --> 00:11:41,034 - [groans] I feel awful. Everything hurts. 278 00:11:41,103 --> 00:11:42,241 - I know what you need. 279 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:44,448 Try some of this! - What's that? 280 00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:47,344 - A spoonful of 'Tussin to get your body bussin'. 281 00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:49,931 Three swallows of gin to give you that zen. 282 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,827 And you'll be a dumbass all over again. 283 00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:57,241 That's that 'Tussin! [cackles] 284 00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:59,241 - I love you, cuz. [both laugh] 285 00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:02,172 - [mutters] Pass that gin. 286 00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:05,482 - Saving on that seizure! [cackles] 287 00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:07,103 - I'm feeling much better. 288 00:12:07,172 --> 00:12:09,689 Almost good enough to play the whole qualifying round myself. 289 00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:11,620 Hey, Junebug. You fired. 290 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,931 - Boy, you can't fire nobody you wasn't paying. 291 00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:19,241 Hey, cuz, I think that it's cool 292 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:22,724 that you came here fixed almost everything, 293 00:12:22,793 --> 00:12:25,620 but I was wondering if you could find it in your heart 294 00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:27,000 to help a sista out. 295 00:12:27,068 --> 00:12:29,689 - Uh, well, what does said sista want? 296 00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,137 - Your girl need a man. 297 00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:33,344 - Well, my girl got a man. 298 00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:35,172 You gotta be a little more specific. 299 00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:36,689 - All right, I want somebody 300 00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:38,448 that's tall, dark, and handsome. 301 00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:41,034 - Oh, you mean like a man like Terry. 302 00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:43,000 - Tall, dark, handsome, and employed. 303 00:12:45,172 --> 00:12:46,965 - "We can always make room for family." 304 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,068 Hell, we can. 305 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:51,241 - Why you pacing around like you short on the mortgage? 306 00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:53,172 I know you ain't short on the mortgage, are you? 307 00:12:53,241 --> 00:12:55,103 - I will be if I have to add another mouth to feed. 308 00:12:55,172 --> 00:12:57,068 - You talking about Marcus? He's family. 309 00:12:57,137 --> 00:12:58,482 - Hey, I'm family too. 310 00:12:58,551 --> 00:13:00,241 When the hell you gonna look out for me too, huh? 311 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,000 - Man, you already got a roof over your head. 312 00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:03,448 - That got nothing to do with you! 313 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,517 - Really? You know what, I'm not about to talk to you 314 00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:06,620 about this shit today, okay? 315 00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:07,793 - Fine. 316 00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:09,034 - Hey, don't walk away from me 317 00:13:09,103 --> 00:13:10,517 when I'm not talking to your ass, okay? 318 00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:12,931 - [hums "Amazing Grace"] 319 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,344 - Denise, I cannot just grab some man for you out of a bag. 320 00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:20,172 And ain't you tired of getting men out of the trash? 321 00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:23,551 - Well, can you try to recycle him then? 322 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,482 - [hums "Amazing Grace"] 323 00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:27,310 - Why you humming like fearing nigga? 324 00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:29,517 You free. 325 00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,551 - You're so busy trying to save the world, 326 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,103 you gon' end up losing your husband. 327 00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:34,517 [continues humming] 328 00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:37,379 - For real, for real, Terry? - Yeah, for real! 329 00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:40,482 - Really, Terry? - [vocalizing] 330 00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:47,000 - Ooh, how you gon' fix that, Nigga Poppins? 331 00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:51,068 - I can't believe you being so damn selfish. 332 00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:52,413 - You're the one being selfish. 333 00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,896 - Guys, if this is about me staying, we can-- 334 00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:56,551 - I said you could, and that's that! 335 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,862 - We got more people than beds. Where the hell he gonna sleep? 336 00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:00,482 - On the couch, on top of yo ass. 337 00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:02,586 - What?! 338 00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:04,000 Oh! [groans] 339 00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:08,586 What the hell you looking at? 340 00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:10,206 - Look like a roommate. 341 00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:13,137 You want bottom couch, or top couch? 342 00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:15,896 - You know I'll be damned if I sleep on the couch 343 00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:18,517 in a house where I pay the bills. 344 00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:22,344 - [screams] - [screams] Hit the deck! 345 00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:26,931 What? I almost put these hands on you. 346 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,655 - Looked like you put 'em on the floor. 347 00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:32,862 - You couldn't sleep either, huh? 348 00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:34,310 - Looks like you got more problems 349 00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:36,241 than a hard couch. - Yeah. 350 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,862 I ain't got nothing against you, Marcus, 351 00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:39,068 but the house already full, man. 352 00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:41,206 My wife bring in strays like it pays. 353 00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:43,724 - [chuckles] Strays always end up 354 00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:45,724 where they're supposed to be. 355 00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:48,068 - You sound like my therapist. 356 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,689 - You ever thought about taking Pat to therapy? 357 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,310 - Please. You know Pat ain't going to nobody's therapy. 358 00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:53,827 - Is your therapist a good listener? 359 00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,931 - She better be. My co-pay was $10. 360 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,724 - Whoa, whoa, now. "She"? - Shh! 361 00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,413 Pat thinks it's a dude, man. 362 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,000 - I'm not one to judge. That's on your ass. 363 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,275 Okay? 364 00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,275 I gotta get me some rest. - A'ight. 365 00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:17,206 Marcus, how much stuff you got up in there? 366 00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:19,896 - [inhales deeply] Enough. 367 00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:22,206 - Oh, well, thanks for the talk, man. 368 00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:27,172 Good night. 369 00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:28,482 [dramatic musical sting] 370 00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:31,379 What in the hobo Hogwarts shit is this? 371 00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:36,275 How did you-- - [snoring] 372 00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:48,551 - Bet you a dime, 'cause these kids are off the hook again. 373 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,931 - Mm-hmm. 374 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,827 - What are y'all wiping your ass with 375 00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:55,551 under the danggone counter? What's going on in here?! 376 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,931 Junebug, you buggin'! 377 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,034 - [chuckles] 378 00:15:59,103 --> 00:16:00,862 - Cousin Marcus, this is Jesse. 379 00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:02,793 - Hey. Nice to meet y'all. 380 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,862 - Oh, I see I'm not the first of me you've met. 381 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,482 - I know plenty of Jesses. 382 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:10,000 A notorious poet told me one time, 383 00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:11,965 "Don't be ashamed of who you are. 384 00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:13,379 "Don't let them hold you down. 385 00:16:13,448 --> 00:16:15,793 "Reach for the stars. 386 00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:18,551 Watch the hip." 387 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:19,689 - Is that Biggie? 388 00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:21,482 - It's "Juicy." 389 00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:25,551 - How did you know that Jesse was non-binary? 390 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:28,551 - He always had a weird way of finding out stuff. 391 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,482 - Like the time I found out the only reason 392 00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:32,241 why you was playing with the fire hydrant 393 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:35,103 is because you had no way to take a bath. 394 00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:37,241 - Please tell me you didn't get naked. 395 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,275 - It's according what time of day it was. 396 00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:43,103 Since you tell them my biz, how about that time you stole 397 00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:46,034 that ugly-ass cat and tried to pawn it? 398 00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:47,551 - All right, all right. I was just trying 399 00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:49,620 to get us enough money so we can get something to eat. 400 00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:51,275 - Did you go to jail? - Yes. 401 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,448 Right there at the pawn shop. 402 00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:55,482 Cat had a damn identity bracelet. 403 00:16:55,551 --> 00:16:57,862 - But you were just trying to feed yourself. 404 00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,103 - Well, you know what? 405 00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:00,655 I did the crime, so I had to do the time, 406 00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:03,206 even though the crime didn't fit the punishment. 407 00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:06,137 Pussy-ass cat. 408 00:17:08,379 --> 00:17:10,172 - Wow. That's messed up. 409 00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:12,034 [cell phone chimes] 410 00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:13,275 - Is that your mama? 411 00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:15,379 - Yeah. She parked down the street. 412 00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:18,413 - Good 'cause she ain't coming in my damn house. 413 00:17:18,482 --> 00:17:20,551 - Nice meeting you. - You guys too. 414 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,517 I mean, you girls-- I mean, shit, y'all. 415 00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:32,862 - It's good to see your magical Negro ass. 416 00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:34,517 I wanted to come see you when you was in prison, 417 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,310 but, shit, I was too scared 418 00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:38,482 I was gonna have flashback and choke a bitch out. 419 00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:41,689 - Hey, I tried to avoid you in my own way. 420 00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:44,517 You know what? You doing real good, cousin Pat. 421 00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:46,655 You got a beautiful family, 422 00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:48,551 got this beautiful home. 423 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,551 You doing things I couldn't do. 424 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,586 - Uh, nigga, I ain't got no money. 425 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:57,103 - I talked to Terry last night. 426 00:17:57,172 --> 00:17:59,068 - Nigga, he ain't got no money either. 427 00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,965 - He's a good man, Pat. 428 00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:04,482 - I know that. 429 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,310 Hell, he came from heaven when I was going through hell. 430 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,793 - You've come a long way. - What you talking about? 431 00:18:09,862 --> 00:18:12,758 - Letting Terry have that sexy-ass therapist. 432 00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:14,655 - When did you start thinking mens was sexy? 433 00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:17,827 - I looked his therapist up on LinkedIn last night. 434 00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,482 Ha? Huh? 435 00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:25,241 If that's a man, then rooty tooty is booty. 436 00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:26,758 - What the hell? 437 00:18:26,827 --> 00:18:28,241 - Mm-hmm. 438 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:30,172 The old Pat would've been down there right now 439 00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:31,965 trying to find out what's going on. 440 00:18:32,034 --> 00:18:34,620 - That Pat was young, immature, on Section Eight, 441 00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:36,379 and used to sell food stamps. 442 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,793 Chile, I trust Terry. - Well, good for you. 443 00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:40,655 I don't know how you trust therapy. 444 00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,620 She's probably down there right now convincing him 445 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,310 that he's miserable up in this piece. 446 00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:46,344 - Miserable? - Yeah. 447 00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:48,896 And wait till he tell her about you 448 00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:51,724 putting his "Green Mile" ass out on the couch. 449 00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:52,965 - Oh, damn. 450 00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:55,137 She's cute. Who's that? 451 00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:57,103 - Terry's fine-ass therapist 452 00:18:57,172 --> 00:19:00,758 that Pat is allowing to put things up in his head. 453 00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:03,655 - Oh, you better than me, but you let me know 454 00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:07,241 if we need to burn that pretty bitch's office down. 455 00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:08,689 - I trust my husband. 456 00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:10,862 Now, if you unmarried people will please excuse me, 457 00:19:10,931 --> 00:19:13,103 I'm gonna pick up something for dinner. 458 00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:16,620 - What's on the menu? Thot therapist, or Terry's ass? 459 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,275 - I ain't gon' eat no ass. 460 00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:23,448 - So have you been meditating? 461 00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:26,241 - Meditating. Singing. - And how's that working? 462 00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:29,655 - It's got me sleeping on the damn couch. 463 00:19:29,724 --> 00:19:31,241 - So, what do you think is the problem? 464 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:33,310 [doorknob clicks] - I don't know. 465 00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:35,034 I think about my father. 466 00:19:35,103 --> 00:19:38,206 He had depression too, though we didn't call it that. 467 00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:43,965 We knew when he got laid off 'cause he come home drunk, 468 00:19:44,034 --> 00:19:47,000 put on Johnny Teller, and act the fool. 469 00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:49,586 An evil fool. 470 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,724 - But you're not your father, Terry. 471 00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:53,034 - I know. 472 00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:55,379 I take care of my family. 473 00:19:55,448 --> 00:19:57,551 See, Pat and I are good together, 474 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:58,862 but it's just sometimes, 475 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,413 she makes choices without discussing it first, 476 00:20:01,482 --> 00:20:03,379 and it makes me feel like we're not a team. 477 00:20:03,448 --> 00:20:05,931 - Then say something. - I want to. 478 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,551 And when I get ready to, 479 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:10,862 I start to think, "I don't blame her." 480 00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:14,517 That's when I feel like 481 00:20:14,586 --> 00:20:17,137 the line between me and my father 482 00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:19,379 is getting blurred. 483 00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:21,413 - Most people wouldn't recognize that. 484 00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:23,068 - Well, I do. 485 00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:24,206 [door creaks] 486 00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:27,896 I often wonder... 487 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,793 [loudly] I wonder 488 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,931 why the hell she's hiding behind the door. 489 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,448 Come on in, Pat. 490 00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:38,655 - Is this Patricia? 491 00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:40,586 - How you know my government name? 492 00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:42,310 - What are you doing here? 493 00:20:42,379 --> 00:20:44,655 - I was in the area. - We live 20 miles away. 494 00:20:44,724 --> 00:20:47,103 - Well, I was in the city. - We live in a different city. 495 00:20:47,172 --> 00:20:48,517 - Fine. 496 00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:51,275 I was worried about us. 497 00:20:51,344 --> 00:20:53,137 I know I shouldn't have been eavesdropping, 498 00:20:53,206 --> 00:20:55,379 but I heard you loud and clear. 499 00:20:55,448 --> 00:20:57,379 You're an amazing man and father. 500 00:20:57,448 --> 00:21:00,379 And the best teammate a woman can ask for. 501 00:21:00,448 --> 00:21:02,620 And no layoff can ever change that. 502 00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:03,827 - You don't have to say that. 503 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,620 - Yes, I do. 504 00:21:05,689 --> 00:21:08,620 Because you don't hear it enough. 505 00:21:08,689 --> 00:21:11,379 And I promise you I'm gonna start communicating. 506 00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:13,241 - Okay. - Okay. 507 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,310 - Okay. 508 00:21:15,379 --> 00:21:17,862 - Communication is key. 509 00:21:17,931 --> 00:21:20,517 And I wouldn't be a good communicator 510 00:21:20,586 --> 00:21:23,034 if I didn't say the session is over. 511 00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:26,310 [clears throat] It's time to go, unfortunately. 512 00:21:26,379 --> 00:21:29,379 - Oh, I'm sorry about that. We'll go. 513 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:38,103 - I'm so glad you decided to come to therapy 514 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,448 and work out your issues. 515 00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:41,896 - Yeah, it went really good. - Good. 516 00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:44,034 I wanna ask the therapist something. 517 00:21:48,344 --> 00:21:51,275 Sweetheart, I'm so glad you listen to that bullshit 518 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,000 'cause I did not wanna hear it, okay? 519 00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:56,724 - Really, Pat? - What? 520 00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,000 You know I ignore your bullshit. 521 00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,034 Come on here. 522 00:22:02,827 --> 00:22:05,344 - These people went all out with these signs, didn't they? 523 00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:07,172 - Oh, don't worry, Pat. 524 00:22:07,241 --> 00:22:09,344 I got your back. 525 00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:11,724 - Oh, thank you. - For? 526 00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:14,034 - This, and earlier today. 527 00:22:14,103 --> 00:22:15,448 'Cause you knew I was gonna go down 528 00:22:15,517 --> 00:22:16,724 to that therapist office, didn't you? 529 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,034 - I--I--I did? I did. 530 00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:22,275 - There they go! [chuckles] 531 00:22:22,344 --> 00:22:24,517 [cheers and applause] 532 00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:27,724 - Yeah, Jesse! - Yeah, that's my baby! 533 00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:29,137 Yes! Yes! 534 00:22:29,206 --> 00:22:31,931 - Give it to 'em, little cuz. There ya go. 535 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,862 - This is a debate, not a tailgate. 536 00:22:33,931 --> 00:22:35,896 Can't take y'all Negros nowhere. Shh. 537 00:22:35,965 --> 00:22:38,896 - Welcome to tonight's oratory and debate competition. 538 00:22:38,965 --> 00:22:40,413 - Well, who is that? 539 00:22:40,482 --> 00:22:43,103 - Janelle's new debate teacher. He's name Lee Grazer. 540 00:22:43,172 --> 00:22:46,379 - Oh, I will oratory his ass all night. 541 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,517 - Shut your nasty ass up. This a school. 542 00:22:48,586 --> 00:22:50,689 [whimsical sting] - Oh! 543 00:22:50,758 --> 00:22:53,551 - Now, see if I knock your bag over, it'll be a problem. 544 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:55,103 - Well, I can help you with that, if you want. 545 00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:57,586 - I got it. 546 00:22:57,655 --> 00:23:00,275 - You got this. 547 00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:02,862 - All right. 548 00:23:02,931 --> 00:23:04,137 Good evening. 549 00:23:04,206 --> 00:23:05,586 My name is Janelle Carson, 550 00:23:05,655 --> 00:23:08,586 and I'll be discussing jury nullification. 551 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:10,482 Now, in my original argument, 552 00:23:10,551 --> 00:23:13,689 I was against making jurors aware of the option to nullify 553 00:23:13,758 --> 00:23:16,068 due to past travesties. 554 00:23:16,137 --> 00:23:17,965 But... 555 00:23:18,034 --> 00:23:21,448 after hearing from people much closer to the situation 556 00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:24,310 than myself, 557 00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:27,586 I knew in my heart that I could no longer defend that position. 558 00:23:29,655 --> 00:23:32,241 My own family has suffered because of this. 559 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:33,758 Now, what if jurors knew 560 00:23:33,827 --> 00:23:35,586 that they can nullify my mother's ruling 561 00:23:35,655 --> 00:23:38,034 when she was convicted of selling drugs? 562 00:23:38,103 --> 00:23:40,965 - Why she telling all my damn bizness? 563 00:23:41,034 --> 00:23:43,862 - Now, luckily, she didn't let that stop her. 564 00:23:43,931 --> 00:23:47,862 She has gone on to become a comedian and do amazing things. 565 00:23:47,931 --> 00:23:50,275 - Keep talking, girl! Keep talking. 566 00:23:50,344 --> 00:23:52,758 - But she was lucky enough to slip through the cracks. 567 00:23:52,827 --> 00:23:55,103 - Well, now she telling my damn business. 568 00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:57,689 - Now, what about the ones who's spent their adult lives 569 00:23:57,758 --> 00:24:00,758 behind bars over nonviolent offenses? 570 00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:07,103 Just think about all of that incredible magic 571 00:24:07,172 --> 00:24:08,793 that's just wasting away. 572 00:24:11,310 --> 00:24:12,517 Thank you. 573 00:24:12,586 --> 00:24:15,413 - Whoo! That my baby girl right there! 574 00:24:15,482 --> 00:24:17,586 [cackles] 575 00:24:17,655 --> 00:24:20,034 Oh, my bad. I just got a little excited. 576 00:24:20,103 --> 00:24:21,620 Sorry. 577 00:24:21,689 --> 00:24:24,172 - You can't take Negros nowhere. 578 00:24:24,241 --> 00:24:25,689 - Nowhere. 579 00:24:27,931 --> 00:24:30,793 [laughter] 580 00:24:30,862 --> 00:24:33,482 - Hey, baby girl, you did that. 581 00:24:33,551 --> 00:24:34,827 - We're so proud of you. 582 00:24:34,896 --> 00:24:38,000 - I'm proud of you too, Mom. Really. 583 00:24:38,068 --> 00:24:40,724 Thanks for pushing through all those boots on your neck. 584 00:24:40,793 --> 00:24:43,172 - [chuckles] - You too, cousin Marcus. 585 00:24:43,241 --> 00:24:45,137 - Aw, thank you. 586 00:24:45,206 --> 00:24:48,655 - I'm sorry you guys had to get dressed just to watch me lose, 587 00:24:48,724 --> 00:24:51,413 but I couldn't defend that 588 00:24:51,482 --> 00:24:52,862 and I had to speak from my heart. 589 00:24:52,931 --> 00:24:54,827 - Well, I say that's a moral victory. 590 00:24:54,896 --> 00:24:57,586 - Well, I say please let a bitch know 591 00:24:57,655 --> 00:24:58,965 that you gon' take a dive next time 592 00:24:59,034 --> 00:25:02,068 so I can put some money on it. 593 00:25:02,137 --> 00:25:05,344 - Shoes off. I just cleaned the kitchen floors. 594 00:25:05,413 --> 00:25:07,137 - Okay. 595 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,413 - Thanks again for reminding me, Marcus. 596 00:25:09,482 --> 00:25:10,931 - Mm-hmm. My pleasure. 597 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,620 - [giggles] Yes! 598 00:25:12,689 --> 00:25:15,137 Y'all, I finally got asked to join a clan. 599 00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:18,862 Ooh, that was a bad choice of words. 600 00:25:18,931 --> 00:25:21,620 I actually got invited to join a e-sports team. 601 00:25:21,689 --> 00:25:22,758 - Might as well called a clan. 602 00:25:22,827 --> 00:25:24,758 All they say is "nigga" all day. 603 00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:27,172 - And why are you so excited? 604 00:25:27,241 --> 00:25:30,034 - Because it means more exposure, 605 00:25:30,103 --> 00:25:31,793 brand deals. 606 00:25:31,862 --> 00:25:33,241 And it means that I can make enough money 607 00:25:33,310 --> 00:25:34,724 so I can stop wearing y'all drawers. 608 00:25:34,793 --> 00:25:36,758 both: What? - Mines be dirty. 609 00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:40,758 - Well, it looks like my work here is done. 610 00:25:40,827 --> 00:25:42,965 - I thought you had no place to go? 611 00:25:43,034 --> 00:25:46,137 - I never said that. I just asked if I could stay. 612 00:25:46,206 --> 00:25:48,793 - [clears throat] - Oh, wait a minute. 613 00:25:48,862 --> 00:25:50,241 - Marcus, I want a man! 614 00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:53,310 - Listen, it will happen when it's supposed to. 615 00:25:53,379 --> 00:25:55,517 [wind whistling] 616 00:25:55,586 --> 00:25:57,655 Well, there it is. 617 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,586 When the wind blows, 618 00:25:59,655 --> 00:26:01,965 it's time for me to go. 619 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:09,862 Whew! 620 00:26:09,931 --> 00:26:13,793 Well, you guys, until the wind blows me your way again, 621 00:26:13,862 --> 00:26:15,620 I'ma fuck with you! 622 00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:20,068 Trudy! 623 00:26:20,137 --> 00:26:22,310 - That nigga stole my umbrella! 624 00:26:26,482 --> 00:26:29,413 [doorbell chimes] 625 00:26:29,482 --> 00:26:31,758 - If you don't stop messing up them damn bags, 626 00:26:31,827 --> 00:26:33,724 that's some poor kid's kite. 627 00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:41,206 - Hi. I'm Lee Grazer. 628 00:26:41,275 --> 00:26:43,413 I found your license in the auditorium. 629 00:26:43,482 --> 00:26:45,172 - Oh. Wow. 630 00:26:45,241 --> 00:26:47,793 Thank you, but this is my Georgia ID. 631 00:26:47,862 --> 00:26:48,931 How did you find me? 632 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,931 - Well, it's a playing field. 633 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,206 It was kinda obvious. 634 00:26:53,275 --> 00:26:55,724 - Well, I'm sure that your wife must be happy 635 00:26:55,793 --> 00:26:57,172 to have a gentleman like you. 636 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:59,344 - I'm not married. 637 00:26:59,413 --> 00:27:01,448 - Girlfriend? 638 00:27:01,517 --> 00:27:02,724 Boyfriend? 639 00:27:02,793 --> 00:27:05,241 - No. 640 00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:07,000 - You thirsty? 641 00:27:07,068 --> 00:27:09,000 - Yeah, I'd say so. 642 00:27:09,068 --> 00:27:11,103 - Okay. Well, come on in. 643 00:27:13,482 --> 00:27:14,896 Straight ahead. 644 00:27:17,862 --> 00:27:21,517 Wrong color, but thank you, Nigga Poppins. 645 00:27:21,586 --> 00:27:23,310 [cell gates slam shut] 646 00:27:25,517 --> 00:27:28,655 - Hey. Where the hell did you get that umbrella? 647 00:27:28,724 --> 00:27:30,965 [whimsical sting] 648 00:27:34,931 --> 00:27:37,137 [upbeat music] 649 00:27:37,206 --> 00:27:39,275 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 650 00:27:39,344 --> 00:27:41,551 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 651 00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:43,275 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 652 00:27:43,344 --> 00:27:46,137 ♪ And you can't get enough ♪ 653 00:27:55,862 --> 00:27:58,068 [upbeat music] 654 00:27:58,137 --> 00:28:00,206 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 655 00:28:00,275 --> 00:28:02,551 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 656 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,275 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 657 00:28:04,344 --> 00:28:07,137 ♪ And you can't get enough ♪ 658 00:28:13,413 --> 00:28:15,551 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 659 00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:17,862 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 660 00:28:17,931 --> 00:28:19,862 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 661 00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:22,241 ♪ And you can't get enough ♪ 662 00:28:22,310 --> 00:28:24,448 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 663 00:28:24,517 --> 00:28:26,620 ♪ With a man and kids ♪ 664 00:28:26,689 --> 00:28:29,551 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 665 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:33,862 ♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 666 00:28:33,931 --> 00:28:36,000 ♪ ♪